Something about a wizard?

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Monday #132 ja9

Henwy's! Woo. We woke up eventually and had some breakfast of eggs and toast (thanks Charlotte for cooking cause I'm a lazy shitass (but hey I did the dishes for once!)). Henry and I ended up playing Terraria for a lot of the day and then yeah idk we just kinda hung out. We thought a little about the next leg of our trip and just kinda shat around. We got to meet some of Henry's friends! Their names are John and Jade and they're really cool and have a farm and a baby (he's like 3 months old or something) and we hung out with them for a little while (part of why we went is John wants an alligator tail cause he can't eat mammals. Thanks trump. I mean ticks. Thanks ticks. What's the difference?)

Charlotte with Betty! WOOO

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We woke up around 11:30 cause we stayed up til like 1:30 or something the night before... yeah that's not really an excuse now is it. Well anyway we went out with Henry to run some errands for the big trip. We left around 2 or something I think, heading straight for McDonald's to steal some wifi. We stopped at a bar (cause it was across the street) as Henry suggested, so we could get a buzz while we sat in the parking lot for like 6 hours. But then, disaster struck. Charlotte's laptop died right before she could save the pictures on the blog. She checked my laptop but alas, they had not saved. So Henry went to go take care of some things while we went in and bought some shit so we could just sit and get the blog post done. Well, Charlotte worked on the blog, I just wrote up the past two days so I could have a leg up on my post next week. I don't know what I'm gonna do next actually... Maybe I'll play some game except I didn't bring my mouse, stupidly, and I don't really want my laptop to die...

Our first joint bathroom picture!

Anyway.

After that, we went back to Henry's house and I don't really remember what the fuck else happened that night. Check it out, here's a thing about McDonald's!

French fries and vanilla milkshake or whatever woooo

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Time to go! We woke up at like 6 or whatever to get up on out of here.

Asscrack of dawn.

Henry approacheth!

And awaaaay we go!

Obligatory bathroom stop

We arrived in Atlanta, stopping for some lunch at this place called Takorea (Korean and Mexican fusion). The parking situation was so fucking confusing, we didn't know how much to pay or where to pay, I mean just look at this shit:

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We ended up parking in an adjacent lot and Henry and Charlotte found the place to pay so we finally got to go into the restaurant. Which was fucking amazingly delicious.

Nice place, really pretty light fixture in the middle.

Yep, they had a bathroom.

When we finally arrived in Florida at Charlotte's mom's boyfriend's (parents'?) house, we were exhausted. It was such a long drive, took us the entire day.

Charlotte was ready to pass out

Henry wasn't exactly sure what was happening still.

They also had a bathroom, but it was being remodeled, so no mirror.

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We met their chickens! They have two pretty cocks and a total of like 32 chickens or something.

This guy looks like he has some weird facial hair.

YEAH WE GET IT, THE SUN IS OUT.

Here's a Tim Burton tree!

Panorama of part of the yard

Table is set up for beer pong later, woo!

They've got weird sandy soil and plants like this grow there.

Charlotte petting Henry's new found cock!

Charlotte was practicing hacky sack.

We made some egg salad for breakfast, woohoo!

We went to dinner later that day at this delicious Asian place. I can't remember what it was called but man was it good.

Henry couldn't believe how much food he got.

This was all of our meals: chicken katsu, bulgogi, and some seafood stew all up in your face. Something like that – Charlotte.

Then we went to Walmart! I think. I don't remember why, but <3BALLS!

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We planned to go to the beach, but for whatever reason that didn't work out for Janet and James so instead Charlotte, Henry, and I decided to go to an arcade about an hour away, near the ocean. The drive down was a little weird because finally we're in a place where the geography is different enough from what we're used to.

I mean look at this shit. Is this the wild west? With sand?

We found the ocean! I think.

They got some weird fist trees in Florida. What the fuck is that? I don't know.

Yay funhouse mirror! We didn't end up staying at this arcade though. The greasy boys, among other things, turned us off.

As we were driving off, I saw a ton of birds on some wires!

I don't remember at all where this was but hey look mirrors!

We were stuck in some horrific traffic because people suck and are dumb (some accident or whatever was happening on a major highway meant people were redirected through towns and omg it was awful). We pulled off the road after having trouble finding this one arcade and went to a place to eat.

Sometimes I just forget to take pictures of food cause it's too good.

When we finally got out of the hell of traffic in this huge parking lot (kinda more like a tiny city, just like a big shopping district or whatever fresh hell it actually was), we were greeted by more traffic and then went back to the spot we thought was supposed to lead to an arcade (it was actually some like resort city or whatever, with a friendly old guy at the gate). The nice man let us in, gave us a parking pass and told us where the arcade was. Thanks google, for not warning us the place was behind a gate.

Anyway.

Henry found a place for his crotch!

Charlotte shot some shit at this little spot across from the arcade!

Here's the arcade after we finally found it. We played a little but then we ran out of money and now we're all broke oh no.

This is what the fuck was happening on the road.

There were lots of polices and I don't know what the fuck weird dance these guys were doing, but maybe rubbernecking of this hellish spider dance was part of the huge traffic jam that apparently lasted most of the day there. Well, we finally made it out and finally played beer pong that night! We got back too late the night before, but it wasn't that late and we were determined to play.

I used the luminoodle I got from kickstarter to light up the table!

Well, most of us played whiskey pong and for me that (un)fortunately meant blacking out the projectile vomiting that happened later. Thankfully Charlotte and Henry took shifts taking care of me! I went from not really drunk to a little drunk to wasted in a matter of maybe half an hour. After the first game I felt fine, so I kept drinking whiskey instead of switching to beer and that was my downfall. At least I didn't knock shit over..!

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Well, somehow I felt fine the next morning. I didn't really drink much water but I was definitely hungry cause my stomach was obviously empty. Well, we headed to the beach finally, rather late in the day because Janet wanted to give us a slow start since I'm sure she heard or heard about what I did the night before.

I had to piss my dick off before getting to the beach. This is the face of relief.

Charlotte was considering drowning Henry for shits and giggles.

Janet enjoys endless waves.

We had a nice time swimming, I'm glad Charlotte finally got to do that, she'd been jonesing for a while, what with her actually being a mermaid and all. It was a nice day, not too hot and definitely not cold (except for the water, periodically). We played with our frisbee which was nice, Charlotte and I hadn't done that in a long time and I'm glad to have been vindicated for keeping it :]

After the beach, we drove to James's parents' house for a visit.

This is the entrance to their beautiful development.

They also had a bathroom, teehee!

Around the time we got back to Janet and James's house, I noticed we broke 90,000 miles in the boatmobile! Woohoohoohoo!

We played Cards Against Humanity again with Janet before going to bed.

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We're off to see the wizard!

Here's a rest stop that had some Teslas charging!

The guy that got out of the model X didn't close his door but started walking away and I called to him saying he forgot to close his door and he just kinda waved me off as the car door closed itself. I was floored and just kinda said "...nevermind!"

What the fuck are they building out there?!

Henry couldn't handle this crazy building.

We made it to the hotel!

AND THE HOTEL EVEN HAD A BATHROOM!!! also a floor.

That night, we had a fucking spectacular dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse (the last time we had that was the night before Charlotte and I left New Jersey). We had a waitress who got Henry grilled asparagus (not on the menu) by telling the chefs in the back that Henry was a head chef and that they needed to do this for him. Well, we also got our appetizer paid for since they really believed we had a head chef in our group. That was great.

LANGHORN

Annnnd here's the lizard! Wait...